Saturday, June 5, 2010

My Hubby Is So...

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My hubby is soo...HILARIOUS!!!

Driving a big rig has its rules. In order to pass a state inspection all things have to be just soo. On this particular inspection, hubby noticed the air hoses chaffing each other. Big NO-NO! This could lead to major problems if the chaffing creates a hole in any of the hoses, air leaks could cause no brakes, air bags or numerous other things. Strange that the officer didn't see it and hubby of course isn't going to point it out to him! The hoses are supposed to have separators on them, but the company is too cheap to have a supply on hand.

Hubby's brilliant solution to this problem is to wrap each hose in a inner tube with plastic ties. Well...first he has to get the inner tube.

While driving to the next job, he spies one on the side of the road. The man just has all the luck with junk on the road, I wish I could be that lucky to get the things I need like that!

He's all happy and fixes the problem. He chats with his work buddy and states that he would like to find a bag full of money.

Yeah wouldn't we all!! You ain't that lucky, dear!

Hubby comes home and is relaying all of this too me (with his hand in his pocket). I could tell he was excited and I was getting a little excited too!

He pulls this out of his pocket:

A little change purse!! I busted out laughing!!

Hubby say...well I got what I asked for! Just not quite!

He hands it too me and I open it:

.87 cents!!

My laughter is uncontrollable!

He says...I think my Genie needs more detailed instructions!




DrSoosie said... [Reply to comment]

It is still kind of a cute little change purse...even if it is light on cash. I suppose the sentiment was worth more than any amount of money...or at least you could tell yourself that. I think it was nice that hubby was looking out for you at all!!

Joanie M said... [Reply to comment]
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Joanie M said... [Reply to comment]

The man needs to be more specific when he's wishing!

Menopausal New Mom said... [Reply to comment]

OMG, Hilarious!!!! Well at least it's a cute purse :)

Thanks so much for using this button!

Lucy said... [Reply to comment]

That is funny!! would have liked to have a little money in there!!!

Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

Oh, Heather, hilarious! Read this to hubby...loved his Genie remark!

Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

I loved it. My husband actually DID find a paper bag full of money sitting in the top of a trash can at the gas station! Drug money drop anyone??? And big dummy that he is, he took it inside and gave it to the station attendant! I was like, uh.. that money will NOT get turned in. Hubby was like I'm sure they are honest and wouldn't keep it! Ya think? I bet as hubby was walking out the door that attendant was pocketing that money saying to himself "BIG DUMMY"!

Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

That man is definitely a keeper - If only you can get him to practise his talents you guys would be made for life!!

Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

Funny! I tried that, wishing for money- I kept finding pennies and dimes. Hey! Money is money. I bought a candy bar. Have a wonderful day!

Jimmy said... [Reply to comment]

You just have to Love a person who can use the items he finds and also make money doing it, although .87 cents is not much it's a good start.

Ocean Girl said... [Reply to comment]

Nothing beats a man that makes you laugh!

Laufa said... [Reply to comment]

Wow! That is quite the luck, you need to him to start playing the lottery!!

Jen said... [Reply to comment]

Well it is a bag of cash...LOL.

It's terrible the company he works for doesn't keep what he needs for safety on hand. Do they think it's cheaper to pay the fine? Please tell me they don't make your hubby pay the fine...

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

DrSoosie...Yeah at least I got a new change purse out of it! the size and color of those hundred dollar bills! LOL!

Meno...Thanks, maybe the next one will be my hubby is soo..Insane!

Lucy...Yeah more money would have been great.

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

Suzicate...That genie is cutting corners!

Peg...OMGoodness, I would have hurt the dude.

E.D...Practice makes perfect, right? LOL!!

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

Gerardine...I'm saving it so maybe later i can buy a new hummingbird feeder.

Jimmy...He finds useful stuff all the time, it really does amaze me. I can't find anything!

Tink...EXACTLY!!! that genie totally messed it up! LOL!

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

Ocean Girl...He can make me laugh on a daily basis. He is a riot!

Laufa...No luck with the lottery. He started buying tickets about 3 months ago and have only won 3 dollars.

Jen...LOL! No they don't make him pay the fines, but they do make him buy little things like seperators and spray bottles and more.