Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Phone Conversations

Conversation with Becky (bf) and Mike:

The other day, I call their house.
Mike.. What do you what?
Me.. To talk
Mike.. Not to me
Me.. Obviously! LOL
Mike.. She’s in the house, call back. (he is usually always outside in his shed)
I immediately call back and it’s busy, again busy.
I call someone else, someone is beeping in.(I ignore it)
I call Becky back.
Mike butts in and says..I was trying to call you, to tell you I forgot to hang up the phone!
Me..Your Alzheimer’s kicking in already!

Today, Becky answers the phone.
Me.. Where is your hubby? (He is usually the one to answer the phone)
Becky.. In bed
Me.. Well, I actually did what to talk to him this time! What is his cell phone number?
Becky.. He is in bed, asleep!
Me.. I don’t want to call him, LOL, I just want to confirm his number!
We both are laughing.

Conversations with sister M and her hubby:

Phone rings,
Me.. Hey!
Sister.. You rang?
Me.. Yeah
Sister.. What did ya want?
Me.. Nothing.
Sister.. Are you bored?
Me.. Maybe!
Her hubby resounds in the background. If your bored, go to church!
Me.. What I am I supposed do, walk! (As if)
Her hubby.. Jesus walked everywhere!
Lesson learned, don’t talk to him right after he gets home from church.

Her hubby states (in the background) I’m going to take a nap. Don’t bother me.
Me.. Jeez! Sounds like he really needs a nap! Mr. Grouchy!

The next day..
Talking to sister, I hear her hubby in background.
Me.. I thought he was going to take a nap? Oh, yeah that was yesterday!

Conversation with Boo:

I was actually talking to sister M, but niece Boo kept butting in.
This had me and my sister M roaring with laughter!

Me.. What are boobies made out of?
Boo.. Water and air.
Me.. So if I was to poke a needle in my boobies, they will deflate?
Boo.. NO! giggle giggle!
Me.. Then your theory doesn't hold up!
Boo. Okay, do it! Go ahead and do it..Do it..Do it!
Me.. Believe me honey, if it would work, I would have done it years ago!
Boo.. Giggle giggle!


Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

If that were true about boobies, I'd either be hooked up to the water faucet or the air compressor!!

Jen said... [Reply to comment]

Saline and silicon...

Jimmy said... [Reply to comment]

"I don’t want to call him, LOL, I just want to confirm his number!"

Sounds like my wife and her Friend

Tinkerschnitzel said... [Reply to comment]

Hook me up to the air compressor!

Spot said... [Reply to comment]

Funny conversations! Loved the picture you found to go with!!


Lucy said... [Reply to comment]

Great conversation. I to liked the picture.

Mrsbear said... [Reply to comment]

Excuse me, I'm going to go let the air out of my boobies so I can sleep comfortably on my stomach. :)

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

LMAO! Yall are too funny! I wasn't too sure if talking about boobies was going to go over well. BUT I couldn't resist, that neice of mine cracks me up.

As soon as I found that pic, I knew it was the right one.

Ocean Girl said... [Reply to comment]

suzicate is funny! And you are funny. Thank you for letting me listening in!

Jerry said... [Reply to comment]

Tapping into your phone calls is hilarious.

Oh, and talking about boobies is always acceptable....not that I would encourage it.

kathryn said... [Reply to comment]

Oh, you are too funny! How do you get into conversations with Boo about poking boobies with pins, I'll never know!