I was standing in the kitchen looking out the window, not really looking out the window but my eyes were, my brain was thinking without really looking. (Somebody please tell me you know what I'm talking about.) I asked hubby if he knew much about Woodpeckers, he totally took that wrong. LOL!
Me: No seriously, do you?
Hub: a little.
Me: Is the black headed ones the females and the red headed ones the males? Or are they different breeds?
Hubby comes to the window and looks out.
I inform him that they are not out there, I was just thinking.
He grabs my ear and puts his eye to it and says "Yup, two fingers"
On the other side of my head he is holding up two fingers!!!
Me: You butthead, get your laughing ass outta here! (he was choking on his own laughter)
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8 comments:
You guys are hilarious, cracking up over here!
lol - funny guy!!!
I know exactly what you are talking about - my husband is quite accustomed to my making comments or asking questions apropos of nothing at all. If they could really see inside out heads they would know our brains are going a mile a minute!
I always call moments like that my blonde moments. It works for me as an excuse.
I understand completely! I am constantly having to explain my train of thought. And trust me, it's a crazy train. LOL.
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How many fingers were you holding up?
Your post gave me an idea for a funny story to write (in the style of the Abbott & Costello 'Who's on First' bit).
Only two fingers is nice (that's not *too* much air, lol)
You are so funny! Even funnier is that as I started reading this Hubby opened the back door for one of the cats and I could hear a woodpecker in one of the trees out back. Psychotic connection!! LOL
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