Monday, March 21, 2011

Emptyhead...

Well this is not the post I was going to do, so I figured I would throw ya a funny instead.

I was standing in the kitchen looking out the window, not really looking out the window but my eyes were, my brain was thinking without really looking. (Somebody please tell me you know what I'm talking about.) I asked hubby if he knew much about Woodpeckers, he totally took that wrong. LOL!

Me: No seriously, do you?
Hub: a little.
Me: Is the black headed ones the females and the red headed ones the males? Or are they different breeds?
Hubby comes to the window and looks out.
I inform him that they are not out there, I was just thinking.
He grabs my ear and puts his eye to it and says "Yup, two fingers"
On the other side of my head he is holding up two fingers!!!
Me: You butthead, get your laughing ass outta here! (he was choking on his own laughter)

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Sigature,Heather

8 comments:

SuziCate said... [Reply to comment]

You guys are hilarious, cracking up over here!

Kaylen said... [Reply to comment]

lol - funny guy!!!

Grace said... [Reply to comment]

I know exactly what you are talking about - my husband is quite accustomed to my making comments or asking questions apropos of nothing at all. If they could really see inside out heads they would know our brains are going a mile a minute!

VandyJ said... [Reply to comment]

I always call moments like that my blonde moments. It works for me as an excuse.

Spot said... [Reply to comment]

I understand completely! I am constantly having to explain my train of thought. And trust me, it's a crazy train. LOL.

♥Spot

Murr Brewster said... [Reply to comment]

How many fingers were you holding up?

Eric said... [Reply to comment]

Your post gave me an idea for a funny story to write (in the style of the Abbott & Costello 'Who's on First' bit).

Only two fingers is nice (that's not *too* much air, lol)

pegbur7 said... [Reply to comment]

You are so funny! Even funnier is that as I started reading this Hubby opened the back door for one of the cats and I could hear a woodpecker in one of the trees out back. Psychotic connection!! LOL